You would think something as simple as a martini would not be a hard drink to make, but sadly you would be wrong. Out of all the drinks I have ordered, this one is often the most disappointing. This could be because I have been a bartender for many many years and I consider a martini to be one of my specialties, so I hold a higher standard, or it could be that there are more bartenders in this world more interested in Jager shots than a good drink.
pet peeves:
Drinks that are called a martini, but contain more sugar than a soda does not a martini make. They annoy me. You don’t look “sophisticated” while drinking one, you look like an twit that is trying too hard. I do forgive you, if you are A) a flamer or B) under 23. Feel free to go on with your business, I promise not to bother you.
When ordering a martini, if you ask for no vermouth… it is no longer a martini, it is Vodka or Gin “up” or “on the rocks” with a garnish.
Terms you should be aware of:
up- strained through ice
rocks- ice cubes in glass
twist- lemon peel
dirty- olive juice (brine) added
martini- Gin with vermouth served up or on the rocks with olives or twist
vodka martini- what I will be making
How to make a vodka martini:
you will need:
- Vodka
- Dry Vermouth
- olives or lemon
- lots of ice
- cocktail/martini shaker
- shot glass or jigger
- martini glass
1. Assemble hardware and ingredients. Fill martini glass and martini shaker with ice, about half the volume of the shaker.
2. Fill martini glass with ice and water. This will chill your glass and it’s very important. Trust me on this.
3. Spear some olives and put aside.
4. Into the shaker: 2 oz. Vodka, .5 oz. Vermouth (now is the time to add a little olive juice, if you want to make a dirty martini. Bare in mind that a little brine goes a long way)
5. Shake it like you mean it.
6. Dump the water and ice out of the martini glass. Put your olives in and strain your martini mixture into (and over the olives in) the glass.
… at this point enjoy your martini.